{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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