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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}

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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

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{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}

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