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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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