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The 'CMLL 77th Anniversary Show ' was a professional wrestling major show produced by Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL) that took place on September 3, 2010 in CMLL's home arena Arena México in Mexico City, Mexico. The event commemorates the 77th anniversary of CMLL, the oldest professional wrestling promotion. in the world. The Anniversary show is CMLL's biggest show of the year, their Super Bowl event. The CMLL Anniversary Show series is the longest-running annual professional wrestling show, starting in 1934. The event was also billed as Juicio Final, or \"Final Justice\", an event that CMLL has held previously in 1990, 1991, 2000, 2001 and 2005.
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