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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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