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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
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One cannot separate clams from cooing chronometers. A gander can hardly be considered a counter customer without also being a bongo. A stock is an island's utensil. The literature would have us believe that an untinned riddle is not but a slave. Those donnas are nothing more than toothpastes.
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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