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Emarginula candida is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Fissurellidae, the keyhole limpets and slit limpets.
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SLIT and NTRK-like protein 6 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the SLITRK6 gene.
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Blagdon railway station is a closed terminus railway station situated in the village of Blagdon in North Somerset, England.
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